i got this from an email eheheeh  don't take this personally!

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YOU CHINEE IF...



  1. You thing you smartest peepoe in wald.
  2. You haf pager an cell phoe wi you all  time.
  3. When you an 2 other guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
  4. Today steam rye tomorrow fly rye.
  5. Dim Sum you breakfah.
  6. Noodle you din-nah.
  7. You don lye eat FISH.
  8. Most member in you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
  9. You mose favrite collah RED.
  10. You fraid black peepoe.
  11. You thing you superia to all Asian.


  YOU JAPANEE IF...



  1. You obsed wi you haih, you cah, an you cloe.
  2. You wan marry Korea American o Chinee American womah (males); or you
wan  marry white gai (females).
  3. You extreme polite an act innocent.
  4. You feet look funny in way you walk.
  5. You fraid black peepoe.
  6. You thing you superia to all Asian.



  YOU KOREA IF...


  1. You smoe an drin too much.
  2. You die instanly if you stop dring Soju an eat Kimchi.
  3. You spen moe tie in bar than at home.
  4. You eitha drie Hyundai o Mercedee.
  5. You play piano.
  6. You actual sorry that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.
  7. You fraid black peepoe.
  8. You only condut businee wi locah Korea businee.
  9. You speak Korea in 99.9% of time on social ccasion.
  10. You have least one relative who owe a liquor stoe.
  11. You thing you superia to all Asian.


  YOU ARE VIETNAMEE IF...



  1. You got have fish sauh wi every meal.
  2. You spen so mut time in top-leh, bikini coffee shop an in "Qua'n
Nha^.u"   (Vietnamee bar)...
  3. If you don get "Pho*~", you die soon or lattah.
  4. You an you famly care about Educasha an at leat you guy try do
something  about it.
  5. Someone in you famly is Nail/Hair/Taxi/Fishing businee or in cloth
businee.
  6. You drie bran new Lexu, Honda o Acura or Toyota 4Runnah.
  7. You carry big bok of instan noodoe in you car trung.
  8. You shop at 99c store, flea mahket, K-Mar, Costco, Rohh an Mashall.
  9. You have banana, chili o all kind veggie in you backyar.
  10. You ahh moe room to rent fo ektra ing-come.
  11. You favrite bee Heinekee.
  12. You favrite speaker a JBL an Boe.
  13. Mose you guy half Karaoke sytem an big creen Sony in you famly room.
  14. You nevah thing o travel on Fir Clahh in you life.
  15. You Mom has specia taye about jewlry & real tate.
  16. Someone in you famly on some kine o welfeh.
  17. You prefer use cash rather than check or credit car.
  18. You care about politic buh do nothing about it.
  19. You haye being mix wi otha Asian guy.
  20. You don lie to half Vietnamee look.
  21. You don lie otha Vietnamee guy eitha.
  22. You are not fraid of black peepoe or any kine peepoe.
  23. You can make moe monee wi less tie an effort than otha Asian guy.


  YU AR PILIFINO IP...



  1. Yu wan tu bi a dansir, a singir, or an aktore, ibin dough yu hab day
job  as a nars, a sikyo guard, a dis wasir, a witir/witris or an accountant.

  2. Yu kip tilling ebriwan dat a mimbir op yur pamili back home is a
politisyan or a mobi-estar.
  3. Yu brot lots ob dried pises when coming back prom bikisyon in Pilipins.
  4. Yu like wearing GOLD on yur iir, nick , hans an pinggers.
  5. At leas one mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
  6. Yur sister or daughter marries a U. S military serviceman, hay naku!
  7. Der ar 20 pipol sharing roms in yur home.
  8. Yu hab at leas 2 PULL-TIME jobs.
  9. Yu ar nat aprid ob egots; in pact, yu wis yu wir black.
  10. Yu don't care ip yu ar superyor to all ader Asians.